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by Three Valves
Mon Apr 20, 2026 8:47 am
Forum: Music Chatter
Topic: Learn to play the bass guitar.
Replies: 32
Views: 943

Re: Learn to play the bass guitar.

Not mildly disappointed that a three day mini camp at Blokeplace was not offered.

Meals extra.

:smilie2:
by Three Valves
Sat Mar 28, 2026 4:56 pm
Forum: Music Chatter
Topic: Remove a third of a pound of needless weight from your tuba
Replies: 6
Views: 1490

Re: Remove a third of a pound of needless weight from your tuba

prodigal wrote: Sat Mar 28, 2026 1:18 pm I wish I could remove a 1/3 of my useless weight ...
Rodney Dangerfield approves! :teeth:
by Three Valves
Sat Mar 21, 2026 8:57 am
Forum: Music Chatter
Topic: rant about ranting
Replies: 8
Views: 527

Re: rant about ranting

Those same revelers were in Navy Yard in DC just the other day.

:cheers:
by Three Valves
Wed Mar 18, 2026 9:54 am
Forum: Music Chatter
Topic: Used instrument sales rant
Replies: 3
Views: 415

Re: Used instrument sales rant

Schlitzz wrote: Tue Mar 17, 2026 3:53 pm I disagree. Based on my experience only, I would need to know if cat(s) had access to the horn, case. Because I don’t think there’s lodged packing peanuts clogging the horn. Also, when posting pictures, please wear pants. Ufdah!
…and shoes! :gaah:
by Three Valves
Sun Mar 08, 2026 9:39 am
Forum: Music Chatter
Topic: elebloke lunch together at Fazoli's in Southaven Mississippi, today
Replies: 27
Views: 1861

Re: elebloke lunch together at Fazoli's in Southaven Mississippi, today



I would prefer the term Blokephant.

Maybe it is time to host BTEC (Blokeplace Tuba Euphonium Conference). The elephant room will have a Siegfried and a Symphonie


What else is needed?
What could possibly be better?
Everything else would be anticlimactic.

There is an issue:
Feeding 500 tuba ...
by Three Valves
Tue Mar 03, 2026 6:52 pm
Forum: Music Chatter
Topic: my own comparison of the new-style King 2341 to the Eastman knock-off
Replies: 51
Views: 3919

Re: my own comparison of the new-style King 2341 to the Eastman knock-off

bloke wrote: Mon Mar 02, 2026 5:00 pm
Don't argue with me. Argue with your spouse; that's what they're there for. :laugh: :thumbsup:
:laugh:
by Three Valves
Sat Feb 28, 2026 12:46 pm
Forum: Music Chatter
Topic: DCI Costs—a pending collapse
Replies: 26
Views: 1598

Re: DCI Costs—a pending collapse



By the way, the wealthy - who underwrite a great deal of this - generally view fine arts performers as savants - ie. curiosities.
(Oh... If you try to suggest to them that tuba players are musical artists, they're going to make a funny face. They're into violinists and pianists.)
Additionally ...
by Three Valves
Sat Feb 28, 2026 12:41 pm
Forum: Music Chatter
Topic: DCI Costs—a pending collapse
Replies: 26
Views: 1598

Re: DCI Costs—a pending collapse



College band was an entirely different story. Really just a constant party, which was definitely not my scene. The goal in my section was to play your sousaphone as loud as humanly possible. There was lots of day drinking and shenanigans, also not my scene.



That was definitely my bag, baby ...
by Three Valves
Sat Feb 28, 2026 12:38 pm
Forum: Music Chatter
Topic: DCI Costs—a pending collapse
Replies: 26
Views: 1598

Re: DCI Costs—a pending collapse


Marching band in general (not just DCI) has become ridiculous. While I do enjoy the shows, custom uniforms, ridiculous props, choreographers who charge more than they’re worth, ridiculously large staffs etc. these things are going to cause public school band programs to disappear. My father in law ...
by Three Valves
Sat Feb 28, 2026 12:32 pm
Forum: Music Chatter
Topic: What was your favorite horn in the elephant room at the army workshop?
Replies: 45
Views: 4229

Re: What was your favorite horn in the elephant room at the army workshop?

Of course the long wait and poor service at the bowling alley is free, along with the sometimes-entertaining floor show.

Rick “noting that Bloke attached ‘reasonable’ to price not quality” Denney


I got there just before the rush.

Did you check out the guy that looked like Little Richard and ...
by Three Valves
Thu Feb 26, 2026 4:22 pm
Forum: Music Chatter
Topic: What was your favorite horn in the elephant room at the army workshop?
Replies: 45
Views: 4229

Re: What was your favorite horn in the elephant room at the army workshop?

bloke wrote: Thu Feb 26, 2026 9:53 am …buy some restaurant food (even at the reasonable bowling alley prices),
The double cheeseburger combo meal with onion rings and a cola is nearly $15 now. :smilie6:
by Three Valves
Wed Feb 25, 2026 7:49 pm
Forum: Music Chatter
Topic: Descriptions of tubas' playing characteristics
Replies: 21
Views: 1534

Re: Descriptions of tubas' playing characteristics

I’d say, how shall I put it, come se come sa, yes? :coffee:
by Three Valves
Sun Feb 22, 2026 6:57 pm
Forum: Music Chatter
Topic: tax dollars at work
Replies: 3
Views: 460

Re: tax dollars at work

I’ve seen British Brass Bands that didn’t have silver trombones. :tuba:
by Three Valves
Sun Feb 22, 2026 6:53 pm
Forum: Music Chatter
Topic: Descriptions of tubas' playing characteristics
Replies: 21
Views: 1534

Re: Descriptions of tubas' playing characteristics

☐ Can you hide a euphonium inside the bell?

I would have said 1/4 keg but still getting the picture! :smilie2:
by Three Valves
Mon Feb 16, 2026 9:34 am
Forum: Music Chatter
Topic: Please don't make fun of me!
Replies: 17
Views: 1279

Re: Please don't make fun of me!

I wish I had hair like that! :thumbsup:

:tuba:
by Three Valves
Tue Feb 10, 2026 10:39 am
Forum: Music Chatter
Topic: Army Tuba Conference schedule
Replies: 12
Views: 1428

Re: Army Tuba Conference schedule

Hey Hon, what times the bowling alley open?

:tuba:
by Three Valves
Tue Feb 03, 2026 9:50 am
Forum: Music Chatter
Topic: Judy Garland Show + "Zing" - recording bass
Replies: 12
Views: 1314

Re: Judy Garland Show + "Zing" - recording bass

My sister played the French horn. I borrowed her Art of Dennis Brain record and never gave it back! :tuba:



:tuba:
by Three Valves
Wed Jan 28, 2026 11:45 am
Forum: Music Chatter
Topic: Judy Garland Show + "Zing" - recording bass
Replies: 12
Views: 1314

Re: Judy Garland Show + "Zing" - recording bass

Pre-1977 my most listened to albums were Rossini Overtures and Glenn Miller (Two album collection)

1977+ it was Talking Heads, Elvis Costello and English Beat.

1992 to Present, the year I turned 30 and Rock and Roll died, Hit Parade and American Songbook.

:coffee:
by Three Valves
Tue Jan 27, 2026 1:12 pm
Forum: Music Chatter
Topic: Army Tuba Conference schedule
Replies: 12
Views: 1428

Re: Army Tuba Conference schedule

What venue is Minor and Loboda? :huh: